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Sunday, November 3, 2013

joke of the day



Akpos was in his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

AKPOS: Why are you eating grass?

POOR MAN: I don't have any money for food.

AKPOS: Oh, please come to my house!



POOR MAN: But sir, I have a wife and four children...

AKPOS: Bring them along!

They all climbed into the limousine. They begin to leave

POOR MAN: Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.

AKPOS: No, problem. I like feeding the hungry. The grass at my house is over five feet tall, it will be enough for you and all of your family members!.

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During an English class, Akpos' teacher taught the class a new word, "Harassment" for their vocabulary.

She knew Akpos wasn't attentive so like all teachers, asked him to stand up and construct a sentence with the word.



He thought hard and finally spoke up "Last summer, I dated a pretty girl and her-ass-meant a lot to me!"

He is currently serving three weeks detention and counselling!


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